Like it or not, Halloween has arrived, once again!  Why not get in the holiday spirit with some good (okay, that might be a stretch) dental jokes. ENJOY.

Q: Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
A: He needed a new bite!

Q: What kind of toothpaste do vampires buy?
A: Ultra-Bite

Q: How are vampires like false teeth?
A: They both come out at night!

Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay

Q: What did the ghost say when he found out he had cavities?
A: Boo Hoo

Don’t forget that while these jokes are all good fun, being unwise with candy during the Halloween season can really bite (see what I did there).  Make sure to stay on top of brushing twice a day and maintain your regular checkups, so dentists can catch any of the junk that decides to stay behind from trick or treating!