Okay, I admit that for many of us, there’s NOTHING funny about going to the dentist, but here’s an attempt at making you giggle, a little, at some dental funnies. Don’t brush me off, just yet. Sink your teeth into a few of these good, albeit cheesy, ones.
Dental Dad Jokes
Q: What Do You Call a Dentist Who Can’t Stop Working on Teeth?
A: Abscessive compulsive.
Q: What Did the Dentist Say to the Golfer?
A: “You have a hole in one.”
Q: What Does the Dentist of the Year Receive?
A: A little plaque.
Q: How Do the Dentist and the Manicurist Fight?
A:Tooth and Nail.
Q: What did the tooth say to the dentist as she was leaving?
A: Fill me in when you get back
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!
Q: Why should you be kind to your dentist?
A: Because they have fill-ings too.
Q: What does a dentist give a bear with a terrible toothache?
A: Anything it wants.
Q: Why did the deer need braces?
A: He had buck teeth.
Q: How did the dental hygienist land a job?
A: By word of mouth.
Chew on those for a bit, and then give us a call! We will keep you entertained with magic tricks and a friendly staff when you stop in for a visit…and we promise to keep the cheesy jokes to a minimum.